Chillin’ at Pedro’s South of the Border
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
"I was as nervous as a white mouse in a tampon factory"
Adventure Time Puppy recharging her batteries
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
Must. Use. This.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
Making Trifle with Victoria
With R in the Monongahela Natl Forest
Caught this little garden intruder helping himself to my vegetables
Take a look around. There should be a very small blue jacket and a tiny pair of shoes somewhere…
The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it
That leg is killing me
THE LEG KILLED ME
falling with style
i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach
the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier
"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"