December 2009
33 posts
Dec 31st
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i hate having too much blood in my alcohol stream.
(via bringtheruckuss) Lucy the Pug: I know what he means.  BTR needs a delicious Livertini!  Nothing beats pureed liver and vodka for getting that optimum vitamin alcohol balance. Me:  I’d give him 5 bucks if he drank one.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
Dec 29th
ALL SHOULD FEAR US!
Tim: Yvette is getting mad at me. She's saying I'm teaching Cameron hate. Cameron, tell them what you're afraid of.
Cameron: Gingers.
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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Lucy is a Holiday Pug
Lucy the Pug: The holidays are coming up!
Me: Yeps. I'm wrapping presents right now.
Lucy the Pug: Are we gonna be around much?
Me: Not so much. We've got things to see and people to do. We'll check in when we can.
Lucy the Pug: So you've got plenty of time to focus on me, me, me.
Me: Ah, yeah.
Lucy the Pug: How about yanking this scotch tape off of my butt?
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Lucy - Fashion Pug
Lucy The Pug: I"m rocking this pink top and my super bling-ed out jeans skirt. Take a picture and post it to my blog.
Me: You sure? It only covers two of your boobies. (Translation: It's waaaaaaaaaaay too tight)
Lucy The Pug: Don't be hatin' cause I have an eight pack (of boobies) and you don't!
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
Dec 13th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
This economy sucks.....
Off to sell a kidney!
Dec 10th
Lucy on StumbleUpon
Luce: This is better than Stumbleoverthemselves isn't it?
Me: Well, I can't send important stuff like pictures of you but it's a lot better system for sharing your pug stories.
Luce: Stumbleupmybutt wasn't very nice to my storyboards. Some coochies got all butthurt. Do you think people will get butthurt over pug storyboards here on tumblr?
Me: Do you want to find out??
Luce: Hella yeah!
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
Logic - by Luce the Pug
Luce: I'm too sexy! I'm too sexies for my skirt! La-la-la-la. (Dancing about to a really bad '90's song - naked, of course)
Me: You're not wearing a skirt.
Luce: Told ya I was too sexy for it!
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Lucy the Pug sez: I keep trying to type but my...
Do you ever have one of those party nights where you wake up - your muzzle tastes like a week old livertini, you can’t find your mini skirt and there’s a kid with a balloon hat running over your tail with a battery operated mini motorcycle? No? Then clearly, you’re not hanging with the right party pug, now are you? Pictures soon!
Dec 7th
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