January 2010
96 posts
rrrick:
Every time I answer a question from formspring and post it, I lose 3 or 4 followers. Keep them coming!
Just thinning the herd, rrrrick. Just thinning the herd.
So I .......
had a bunch of crappy meetings today.
The first one ran overtime 45 minutes so I stole my minion’s pizza slice. It was delicious.
I’m sure all my pens, thumbtacks, post-its and powercords will be hidden by tomorrow.
Anyway, it’s all I eat all day. I get home at 7pm. I make a vodka/blackberry brandy with a splash of club soda while I’m cooking dinner.
Half a drink...
The Internet Explaned...
tindink:
Hey! even I can do that! Woot!
repetitivebrain:
How most websites are created:
1) Repost someone else’s material on your own site. 2) Repeat step 1.
Conclusion: Tumblr IS the Internet.
Damn, I’m doin’ it wrong! Again!
frenchtwist asked: I absolutely adore you, you know. Lucy too, but hey, you've got the opposable thumbs.
Howard K. Stern: [Anna, Howard and Kim are in a limo on their way to the Guess party and they are talking about what Anna should say if she is asked any questions by the press] Have you heard about the Israel/Palestine situation?
Anna Nicole Smith: No.
Howard K. Stern: Well, it's where they are fighting and bombing each other. I think you should come out and say you support the Israelis.
Kim Walther: Maybe you should say you're neutral.
Anna Nicole Smith: I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut. I know nothing, about nothing. Oh yes.
[long pause]
Anna Nicole Smith: Oh yes.
- I'm pretty sure my boss is possessed by Anna Nicole.
I am tone deaf.
Weirdly tone deaf.
And you all needed to know.
1 tag
high school is so hard.
I’ve got some bad news for you…….
(via bringtheruckuss)
I wish I had the day off.
Megellen: Mwau-ha-ha-ha. I had the day off!!! And, I took tomorrow off, as well. Let the insane jealousy commence.
lovespugs:
To all you who are at home relaxing on this lovely MLK Day, I am super jealous of you. That is all.
I do apologize....
for not writing more snark on my pages whilst loaded on Gin. I need to be >90% smart tomorrow so I’m going to bed.
I apologize for being half English, riding my Triumph Bonneville in the land of Harleys and, last but not least, my ever present pug infestation.
I also swear to never, ever mention Cailegirl’s fake wedding ever again. Pinky swear.
Dang.
My house is pre-civil war. It’s cool. Seriously cool.
Unfortunately, it also means the floor joists are pre-civil war and that’s less cool.
My foyer is starting to sag. Not like 80 year old testicles in the toilet water sag, more like your crazy Aunt Sharon’s boobies sag.
Dang.
I love .....
Gin and Tonics. Fuck, I drink like a 72 yr old man. It is so wrong. Next, I’ll have some bourbon on the rocks or something.
Anyway, I’m on my second and third is coming.
I’ll try not to post. Too much.
