If you are male do not pluck or wax anything but...
wamiv-: ok? jesus christ. But honestly, the unibrow MUST be plucked.
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mariskahargitay: lizardracer: you yelling “Oh Yeah! The Juice is Loose!” really ruins my orgasm Woops. Lucy The Pug: I didn’t say anything about juice being loose! Me: You didn’t need to! You buried a partially chewed, saliva covered dog chewie in the bed and I rolled on it mid-boink! Way to throw me off of my game, Luce. Lucy The Pug: Just sharin’!
If you don't flush after using the toilet
tomyhusband: I’m allowed to use your beard trimmer to trim the beard in between my legs. Wait! That’s not allowed?
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