July 2011
18 posts
Grocery shopping...
I went to the market on my bike. Not a pedal bike, my Triumph Bonneville. I went to get dinner cause some seriously nice london broil’s were on sale and I’ve got a hankerin’ for grilling tonight.
So I’m parking my bike, taking off my helmet - all that good stuff when a white pickup with two guys pulls up to my spot.
Driver: We were just talking about never seeing girls on bikes! We’ve seen two here.
Me: You’re looking in the wrong places…
Driver: Huh?
Me: You’ll have better luck at a grocery store, not a strip club.
For some reason they found my insight hysterically funny.
What's your favorite way to stay cool when it's hot outside?
Walk down to 7/11 for a huge slurpee.
J called me yesterday from one of his project sites. He was working in bowels of an un-air conditioned stairwell. It was 132 degrees. I brought him two giant sized grape slurpees.
This is why he loves me.
Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink7[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Er, not so much actually.
Asshat
Lucy Miyagi-San
lucy has caught, killed and eaten 4 flies today. like, in mid-air. WAX ON, WAX OFF BITCH.
My Lucy has tried to catch flies for eleven years and has never caught a single one. Pretty sure she never will.
Michele Bachmann wants poor people to "have faith in God," then they won't need welfare →
thinkprogress.org
Maybe poor people should ram a spit up a republican’s ass, slow roast them over an open fire and feed THAT to their children.
God sure is supplying plenty of republicans. Here’s hoping they’re TASTY.
J's To-Do list for this weekend....
Surprise me with tickets to the Freedom Fest down at the Yards
Pull crazy man from burning townhouse
Move mini-van full of kids out of the way of fire trucks (mom was actually getting nice lady and dog out of an adjacent house)
Act like it was a perfectly normal weekend
