Lucy The Pug:  Don’t take my picture!

Me:  I told you no flying. 

Lucy The Pug:  You suck! 

Me:  You had some good air time off the coffee table.  For 1/10th of a second.

Lucy The Pug: I. Am. Peeing. In. Your. Shoes.

Me:  You did have a SUPER belly flop carpet landing!

Lucy The Pug:  Biaaaatch!