saturniinae:

I am drunk as shit and trying to understand why there is like nothing in my fridge except for seven containers of coffee flavored yogurt

I mean I’m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time and it’s pretty tasty but

if you had told me as a child that this is what adulthood would be like I would have launched myself into the sun

Hella yeah.   Where is that fucking grocery fairy?  That bitch hasn’t been to my fridge either.  I’ve got eggs and some frozen hamburger.

Damn.

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