I am drunk as shit and trying to understand why there is like nothing in my fridge except for seven containers of coffee flavored yogurt
I mean I’m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time and it’s pretty tasty but
if you had told me as a child that this is what adulthood would be like I would have launched myself into the sun
Hella yeah. Where is that fucking grocery fairy? That bitch hasn’t been to my fridge either. I’ve got eggs and some frozen hamburger.