Lucy The Pug: Pugwash River, huh.

Me:  Yeah.  Looks pretty.  Very nice, we could go camping.

Lucy The Pug: Ah no.  Looks too much like bath time. 

Me:  You like baths.

Lucy The Pug:  Yeah!  HOT baths.  Steamy water.  Scattered rose petals.  Nobody’s scrubbing my butt in a river.

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