speshuled:

Gifts from dogs.

Me:  WHY????

Lucy The Pug:  It was DELICIOUS!  I could not stop myself. And, you left the kitchen stool by the counter. 

Me:  Elderly tuna casserole is NOT FOR YOU.

Lucy The Pug: Well, thumbs aren’t for me either.  Have a great time cleaning up my doggie diarrhea!