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cashiers.

It is awesome fun. Especially when I get a male cashier.

Cashier: Thanks for shopping at - JCPennys, Nordstrom, Talbots (pick one). Can I get your email address? We’ll send you awesome deals!

Me: SURE! tastybgdicks79(at)hotmaildotcom - (Said as loudly as possible)

Cashier:…….

Me: OH! There’s no ‘i’ in big. You know - in the tastybgdick part - no ‘i’ in the big just use bg. Can you spell it back to me? I’d hate to miss out on a good deal.

Cashier:…….(panic)

My best reaction was a 60+ yr old woman at Talbots. She had a line, her manager was right behind her and she played along like a CHAMP. We about pissed ourselves bantering back and forth.

Awesome times.

misanthropyraygun:

Seriously, I don’t get it.

Here’s hoping she gets knocked up by an equally sanctimonious fiance who dumps her 8.3 seconds after she shows up at his work, sobbing, with a positive pee stick in her trembling hands.

(Source: discopeanut)